Gazza Fishing in the Moat

If you only do one thing this evening, listen to this call by Gazza to a local radio station.

In it he tells listeners that he wants to go into the police cordon surrounding Raoul Moat: "I've got a jacket, I've got a dressing gown, some chicken, I've got some bread, I've got a can of lager, I've got a fishing rod, erm... and I'm willing to sit down and shout: Moaty, it's Gazza!"

He then said that he'd like to do some fishing with him, before adding: "I have just been in a car crash, hit a wall at 90mph. I survived that, so I can survive a bullet. Knowing my luck he would probably miss."

His agent, Kenny Shepherd, said: "He's doing what? I'm sitting having an evening meal in Majorca. I'm speechless."